I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

image

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

imageimage

Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

thranduilsscar:

my sexuality: pictures of the lotr cast dorking about in full costume

because

image

look

image

at

image

these

image

fucking

image

dorks

image

ugh

image

i

image

fucking

image

image

image

image

(x)

hate

image

(x)

you

image

all

image

image

(x)

ugh

image

roxanestark:

toast-gh0st:

I saw the opportunity…and I took it… I’m really sorry  (x)

Jeezus. Thank you.

The king beneath the mountain
The king of carven stone
The lord of silver fountains
Shall come into his own.

His crown shall be upholden
His harp shall be restrung
The halls shall echo golden
To songs of yore resung.

The woods shall wave on mountains,
And grass beneath the sun
His wealth shall flow in mountains
And the rivers golden run

The bells shall run in gladness,
At the mountain-king’s return
And all shall fail in sadness
And the lake shall shine and burn.

The Prophecy - The Hobbit (via nobody-knows-batman)

lazysmirk:

vittyyluvscookies:

thriftlessvoyage:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 

This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell

my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy

now i know it was a LIE

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE

HOLY SHIT

Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower. 

It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.

Do not do it.

I can’t say I fancy Elf maids myself, too thin. They’re all high cheekbones and creamy skin. Not enough facial hair for me.

exahvier:

Get to know me meme → [2/10] current celebrity crushes → Tom Hiddleston

The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience.

Bucky Barnes  costume changes

My sister made me this little edit, clearly she understands Thorin’s character in depht