So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
my sexuality: pictures of the lotr cast dorking about in full costume
I saw the opportunity…and I took it… I’m really sorry (x)
Jeezus. Thank you.
The king beneath the mountain
The king of carven stone
The lord of silver fountains
Shall come into his own.
His crown shall be upholden
His harp shall be restrung
The halls shall echo golden
To songs of yore resung.
The woods shall wave on mountains,
And grass beneath the sun
His wealth shall flow in mountains
And the rivers golden run
The bells shall run in gladness,
At the mountain-king’s return
And all shall fail in sadness
And the lake shall shine and burn.
|—||The Prophecy - The Hobbit (via nobody-knows-batman)|
So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears
Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears.
This is exactly what happened
Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”
FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN
my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell
my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy
now i know it was a LIE
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE
Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower.
It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.
Do not do it.
I can’t say I fancy Elf maids myself, too thin. They’re all high cheekbones and creamy skin. Not enough facial hair for me.
Get to know me meme → [2/10] current celebrity crushes → Tom Hiddleston
The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience.